I am currently reading my way through a long list of science fiction and fantasy titles. (http://www.npr.org/2011/08/07/138938145/science-fiction-and-fantasy-finalists if you are interested in the list).
Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid. (But don't tell any one).
Apparently librarians are wizards too, because I think its our first rule as well (also unspoken).